The Skyhaven Sentinel

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Skyhaven Keep Special Edition - Volume 8, Issue 4 - Delton 11, 508 YD - Free To All Visitors
(April 11, 2008 AD)

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The Hiatus Continues....


Sirrush Female

SKYHAVEN CITY, MIDREALM - Officials at the Skyhaven Adoption program in Skyhaven Keep have finally admitted that the place is "in a bit of a rut," as one unnamed source put it.  How long the hiatus will continue, none could speculate, but rumors that the program may actually close down have been fervently denied.

"[The Bright Dreamer]'s been busy, and some things fell through the cracks - haven't we all been there?" White Diamond Sky Dancer, spokesbeing for the program, said when questioned. "I have every confidence that she will return as soon as time permits."

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Updates To Skyhaven on April 11, 2008

  • Well, it has been a while, hasn't it?   Sorry.  There are a number of reasons, but the main one for the total lack of even trivial updates is that my plan to convert to Dreamweaver (as FrontPage is officially no longer supported by anyone anywhere) has hit some serious time-related snags, and I feel reluctant to add much in the way of new material until I make the switch; I'm uncertain whether or not I'll have to rebuild this site from scratch if/when I make the conversion, and naturally the fewer pages I have to switch, the better.

  • Also, I was contacted by an outfit called Skyhaven Games, and as per their request, I now have a disclaimer stating that my site is in no way affiliated with them.  So, just in case it wasn't clear on the title page: Skyhaven Adoptions is in no way affiliated with, endorsed by, or otherwise connected to Skyhaven Games. This is now in the footer of key pages; I will add it to the rest of my pages as soon as possible.

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Skyhaven Sentinel Classifieds

EARN $$$ FROM HOME!  I made 400+ gold last month processing bulk owl-mail, and you can, too!  Send for your FREE information kit (with SASE and 25 silvers S/H) today!  Skamzarus Silvertongue, Black Ice Forest.

LOST:  Valuable offworld audio/video recording equipment.  Last seen with representatives of J-R Security Solutions in late Octon near dragon lairs in the upper Serpentine Canyon region.  Cash reward!  Return to D-TV Interworld Offices, Discovery Wastes, East Realm.

Are you seeking higher meaning in life?  Can't find it in those glitzy temples or stone rings?  Worship me, and receive the direction you need to walk the Path of Truth and never again be in the wrong.  Seek my disciples in most major cities to learn more of my wonders.  Most Holy Ser-Thyl-Ohn of the White Fire Crown, offering blessings, solace, justice, and guidance to all for over 1000 years.

EARN YOUR DEGREE AT HOME! Correspondence courses available in fields such as Inn Management, Sorcerer's Assistant, Legal Scribe, Wagon Repair, Shopkeeper, Beast Care and more!  Work toward a better future at your own pace!  For more information, send 1 silver, SASE to: East Realm Institute of Home Learning, Sheercliff, East Realm.

NOTICE: Skyhaven Sentinel is not liable for content, accuracy, or results of ads.   Complaints are handled personally by Drunoth the Ogre-Slayer, the Sentinel's editor.

FOUND:  City of gold.  Describe to claim.  Contact S. Malifax, Seastar Bay, West Realm.

FOR SALE OR TRADE: '89 Caravan.  Good mileage, fresh paint and harnesses, includes maps.  10 gold/equivalent trade OBO.  Farvalley Trader Clan, Sunrise Lake (summer camp), West Realm.

FREE TO GOOD HOME: 4 yr old pet.  Needs room to run, live food.  Shots current.  Neutered, declawed, descented, devenomed, wings clipped, horns capped.  Leash, saddle, and harness trained.  Good with children.  Comes with collar, bowl, and bed.  Contact Shadeking the Foul, Skull Rock Island, North Realm.

LOST:  One ring.  Gold, variable size, inscription visible when heated.  Sentimental value.  Don't find us - we'll find you...

Build-Your-Own-Army Kit: Why pay the pros when you can create your own militia for less, in the comfort of your own keep?  Includes uniform patterns, insignias, fort plans, and the award-winning books Rallying the Masses for Fun and Profit and Beyond the Pointed Stick: Modern Weaponry and Defense, all in a handsome collectible rations tin.  The first 100 orders will receive a FREE Evil-EyezTM Warlord Helm (one size fits most.) Send 55 silvers (plus 10 silvers S/H) to: Build-Your-Own-Army Kit, Warmongers Unlimited, Battlemont, East Realm. (Not affiliated with Homemade Hordes or Guerillas-On-The-Go.)

FOR SALE: One copy, The Art of Painting Rocks on Animals.  Mostly new, some bloodstains.  Includes brushes, paints.  10 coppers OBO.  Contact A. Kyrlic c/o Fairday Hospital (Physical Rehabilitation Unit), Lionsvale, South Realm.

Need extra cash?  Sentinel delivery routes now available!  Flight capabilities a plus! Contact local distributors for details.

Freelance Heroes, Knights-Errant, and other Aventurers:  It's a dangerous world out there, and it needs saving on a regular basis, but today's hero market is much more competitive than it was once-upon-a-time.  These days, it's not just a matter of riding into the right town at the right time.  Today's successful heroes and heroines need to know how to successfully present themselves - but who has time when rogue trolls need slaying and royal heirs need rescuing?  Let Heroic Image Consultants save your day!  We can update your image, promote your services, and even organize your fan clubs with personalized service packages starting as low as two silvers a month.  Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!  Mention this ad for a FREE one-hour consultation visit at any of our offices across Tirialle.

DRAGONS: You face knights every day, but are you still paying out of your own hoard for damages?  Get Duel Insurance from Omnirealm today!  Premium coverage, unbeatable rates!  See your nearest agent for details.  You're in good talons with Omnirealm! (Also ask about Hoard and Lair Insurance.)

Mid-sized country seeks "lost heir" to claim throne.  Must be brave, honest, charismatic self-starter, willing to defeat current corrupt regime with minimal public support.  No experience necessary.  Inquire at Snake's Tail Inn, Shadowvale, South Realm.

MISSING - Little human boy, responds to "Jack." Last seen near Land of Hana-Lee.  Reward!  Contact "Puff," Misty Island, West Realm.

 

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